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• There's a masochist who loves a cold shower every morning--so he has a warm one. -- David Fro
• There's one rich man in Chelsea who's so snobbish he won't even ride in the same car as his chauffeur.
  -- David Fro...
• There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.
• Never ask of money spent. Where the spender thinks it went.
  Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What he did with every cent. -- Robert Fro...
• The bride wears white to symbolize purity. The groom wears black. -- David Fro
• Farewell a long farewell, to all my greatness! This is the state of man.
  Today he puts forth The tender leaves of hope; tomorrow blossoms, And bears his blushing honors thick upon him...
• He cheated. I changed the conditions of the test; got a commendation for original thinking!
  -- David and Kirk, "The Wrath of Khan," stardate 8130.3....
• 10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
  8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee....
• General David Dinkens is a closet ditto-head!