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He's not the Messiah, he's a very Naughty Boy -- Brian's Mum
He's not very attractive, but I will have him. -- Vekma about Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.
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He's off-topic. Send him to....THE COMFY CHAIR!!!
He's our leader! The wisest of us all! At least, that's what my parents always say.
-- Just another misguided super-ape from BLUE DEVIL...
He spent his last shilling on a purse.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. -- H.H. Munro
He's so dense, light bends around him.
He's so hypocritical he pirates on-line Bible programs.
He's so nervous that he wears a seat belt in a drive-in movie. -- Neil Simo
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