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• The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else are fast women and slow horses.
• He that drinks fast, pays slow. -- Ben Frankli
• Texas -- the land of good-lookin' horses and fast women!
• The planets in their distant courses Exert a baleful influence.
  They stack the cards, they slow down horses- My God, their power must be immense!...
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Lunacon '92--and he built a crooked house.
• Straight trees have crooked roots.
• He's a few cards short of a deck.