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• A couple I know were discussing their wallpaper, which had just been hung.
  Dov was annoyed at Debby's indifference to what he felt was a poor job....
• NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER
• The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his door with a basket of kittens.
  "Hello, little girl, what do you have there?" "These are my Democratic kittens," she replied....
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• ENQ /enkw/ or /enk/ [from the ASCII mnemonic ENQuire for 0000101] An on-line convention for querying someone's availability.
  After opening a talk mode connection to someone apparently in heavy hack mode, one might type SYN SYN ENQ?...
• ENQ: /enkw/ or /enk/ [from the ASCII mnemonic ENQuire for 0000101] An on-line convention for querying someone's availability.
  After opening a {talk mode} connection to someone apparently in heavy hack mode, one might type `SYN SYN ENQ?...
• A woman, who weighed a bulging three hundred pounds, went into a store to buy some shoes.
  She tried on so many she almost drove the poor clerk crazy....
• Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....