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• Badger, what kind of amplifier should I get?" "A BIG one.
  -- The Badger giving out Hi-Fi advice...
• Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
  -- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
• Take this cross and garlic -- here's a Mezuzah in case he's Jewish -- a page of the Koran if he's Muslim.
  .. and if he's a Zen Buddhist, you're on your own....
• I cook with gas, I ride in tractors, I drink with deceased movie actors.
  -- Badger Rap, from "Badge...
• I simply cannot ride in a car that says, "Women's Transit Authority" on the side.
  -- The Badger discusses the proprieties of driving in "Badge...
• I don't know what their gripe is. A critic is simply someone paid to render opinions glibly.
  Critics are grinks and groinks. -- Baron and Badger, from Badger comic...
• I'll maim, but no killing." "It isn't even human!
  It's just a filthy, smelly demon from another dimension....
• Badger! Grab something and *hang on*!" "Right-Oh!
  I'm hanging onto this 1890 Liberty Head Silver Dollar!...
• Don't believe a word she says, Monsieur! The sheep, they are all LIARS!
  -- A French citizen attempting to dissuade THE BADGER...