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• A Democrat is someone who would be a Republican if he had the money.
• Bureaucrat: A Democrat who is holding some office that a Republican wants, or a Republican who is holding some office that a Democrat wants.
• A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
  -- Harry S Truma...
• Too poor for a bribe, and too proud to importune; He had not the method of making a fortune.
  -- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- On his own Characte...
• Vice President Dan Quayle says he never really wanted to be a Republican, he just wanted to live like one.
• Mr. Coolidge is the best Democrat we ever had in the White House.
  He didn't do nothin', but that's what we wanted done. -- Will Roge...
• This week somebody sent a puppy to the President. The puppy was a Democrat.
  You could tell--he had his eyes open! -- Senator Claghorn (Kenny Delmar)...
• Man tends to root for the underdog, because he fears that he will find himself in that same position far too often.
  -- Michael S. Rosenberg...
• A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.