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Her Modem Lights Are On But There's No Carrier.
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Her modem lights are on but there's no carrier.
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NO CARRIER? How are we gonna land this modem?
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
All the lights don't shine in her marquis.
My wife or my modem? Gee, I'll miss her....
Her face is like the milky way i' the sky,-- A meeting of gentle lights without a name.
-- Sir John Suckling (1609-1641) -- Brennoralt, Act iii...
Cthulhu is no damned g *!%$#!@ NO CARRIER
Gooshie! Center me on #*%!$%@ NO CARRIER
Laughter is contagious. Be a carrier.
Look, mom: *A*** ****** NO CARRIER
