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He'p me! Somebody, pleez, he'p me! I been hypmotize'!" -- Late Night with David Letterma
He possessed a peculiar talent of producing effect in whatever he said or did.
-- Tacitus (54-119 AD) -- Historiae, ii, 80...
He preferred an honest man that wooed his daughter, before a rich man.
I would rather," said Themistocles, "have a man that wants money than money that wants a man....
He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!
Or maybe he'd like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection to a RIGH...
He probably types in Esperanto on his Dvorak keyboard...
He putteth down one and setteth up another. -- Old Testament -- Psalm lxxv, 7
Heraclitus says that Pittacus, when he had got Alcaeus into his power, released him, saying, "Forgiveness is better than revenge.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Pittacus, iii...
Her air, her manners, all who saw admir'd; Courteous though coy, and gentle though retir'd
The joy of youth and health her eyes display'd, And ease of heart her every look convey'd....
He rais'd a mortal to the skies, She drew an angel down.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Alexander's Feast, Line 169...
He ran for the curb, but I bagged him before he made it.

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