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• A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head.
  He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?...
• Soon as the evening shades prevail, The moon takes up the wondrous tale, And nightly to the listening earth Repeats the story of her birth
  While all the stars that round her burn, And all the planets in their turn, Confirm the tidings as they roll, And spread the truth from pole to pole....
• I believe in heaven and hell- on earth. -- Abraham L. Feinberg
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• We was playin' the Homestead Grays in the city of Pitchburgh.
  Josh [Gibson] comes up in the last of the ninth with a man on and us a run behind....
• In the worlds before monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
  The four lands formed again and yet again, as endless eons wheeled and passed....
• Flowers are the poetry of earth, as stars are the poetry of heaven.
• Hong Kong, Son of King Kong
• Speak, thou vast and venerable head," muttered Ahab, "which, though ungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosse
  speak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee....