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• Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -- Mark Twai
• Many might go to heaven with half the labor they go to hell. -- Ben Johnso
• Where will you spend eternity? Heaven or Hell?
• I don't know much about hell, but you probably have to fly though Atlanta to get there.
  -- my mothe...
• When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. -- A. Rand
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• So... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell...
• Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
  -- Don Marqui...
• There are only two things to worry about. Either you are well or you are sick.
  If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about....