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He didn't run for reelection. `Politics brings you into contact with all the people you'd give anything to avoid,' he said.
`I'm staying home.' -- Garrison Keillor, _Lake_Wobegone_Days_...
He died a hero's death, dying so his friends might live.
.. ...And that his enemies might have something to go with their potatoes....
He dies, and makes no sign. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VI -- Act iii, Sc. 3
Hedley W. Donovan, Editor-in-Chief, Time Magazine, was an Eagle Scout.
He'd make a fine addition to the team, Batman... if only he wasn't so lacking in energy and enthusiasm.
"We'll have to get him to work on that." -- 24th century manners, courtesy of THE JUSTICE...
He'd need a hole in the ground to shrink to his normal proportions.
He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act ii, Sc. 3...
He does not believe that does not live according to his belief.
He does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing. -- Cicero
He doesn't inhale but he sure sucks.

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