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• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead.
• Homer: What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this?
  Lisa: [annoyed] Dad, that's Monaco....
• George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
  The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....
• Remember that when you hear a horse, it might be a zebra.
• A person in a passion is riding a mad horse.
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was the last time you saw one of those?
• You know princess, you are UGLY when you're angry..