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• Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
• A fanatic is one who puts twice as much effort toward his goal than anyone else, and once having gotten started, forgets where it is that he was headed for with all that effort.
• It is hardly possible to suspect another without having in one's self the seeds of the baseness the other party is accused of.
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• Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
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• Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
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• TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused his neighbor of murder.
  His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of the head fell upon one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder....
• Technicality, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused a neighbor of murder.
  His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of his head fell on one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder....