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• The upper crust is just a bunch of crumbs clinging together.
• Astrology... just a bunch of Taurus.
• Tagteam: a bunch of people thinking up taglines together.
• If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
  -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare...
• After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
  -- H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare...