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• Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iv, Sc.
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• My crazy friend has a large vocabulary...he got married.
• God has a way of getting even, He allows 7 Bowl games to be played on the same day.
• From Hamlet to Kierkegaard, the word "Danish" has been synonymous with fun, fun, fun.
• He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH!
• He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had.
• The late Mr. Lupner was born without a spine." "No wonder he has the posture of a boiled shrimp!
  -- Saturday Night Live...
• Ham. There 's ne'er a villain dwelling in all Denmark But he 's an arrant knave.
  Hor. There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave To tell us this....