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Golf is a good walk spoiled. (It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
) -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
Golf isn't a sport. It's landscaping with the wrong tools.
Golf players never die, they just loose their balls.
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
Golf: The game where ya gotta get it up to get it in...
Golf, there's a thing that torments you and won't let you enjoy yourself.
You've got to relax. I got out of this country's worst sand trap with just one stroke....
Golf Tip: To get more distance, simply smack the ball & run backwards.
Golf: You gotta have balls to play...
Go, little booke! go, my little tragedie!
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Troilus and Creseide, Book v, Line 1798...
GolleeeEE, Sergeant Carter!!

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