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• Golf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark Twai
• While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -- Henny Youngma
• I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), Notebooks(1935)...
• It [the Bible] is full of interest. It has noble poetry in i
  and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history...
• PARAMOUR -- A mistress who's pretty good at golf, too.
• One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong golf ball on a golf course.