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• One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong golf ball on a golf course.
• The fascination of shooting as a sport depends on whether you are at the right or the wrong end of the gun.
  -- P. G. Wodehouse...
• If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with a stick, hit things with a stick.
  But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV....
• Hockey is the greatest sport of all.
• Life is NOT a spectator sport!
• SVC dump is like a burglar alarm. . . . It lets you know something's wrong and helps you pinpoint where it started.
  -- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY28-1813-03 -- 2.0 Chapter 2. SVC Dump...
• The idea that an arbitrary naive human should be able to properly use a given tool without training or understanding is even more wrong for computing than it is for other tools (e.
  g. automobiles, airplanes, guns, power saws). -- Doug Gwy...
• What about you, you ever kill anything?" "No, I think killing animals for sport is wrong.
  "So you wouldn't kill an animal, huh?... Would you kill a MOOSE that was molesting your WIFE?...
• Men are the sport of circumstances, when the circumstances seem the sport of men. -- Byro