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• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation.
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• Success is being able to hire someone to mow the lawn while you play golf for exercise.
• If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail?
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• Bowlers have bigger balls.
• Jugglers have lots of balls.
• Golf: The game where ya gotta get it up to get it in...