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• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
• Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarm
• Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop?
• Clinton: Looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...
• Clinton: The Carter of the 90's.
• SMILEY :(=) Jimmy Carte
• * * * <- Tribbles .*/ <- Sergeant tribble
• HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME -- Take a shot every time
  -- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!...
• At least Jimmy Carter once had a real job!