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• God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.
  Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• The motto ("In God We Trust") stated a lie. If this nation ever trusted in God, that time has gone by
  for nearly half a century its entire trust has been in the Republican Party and the dollar - mainly the dollar....
• The human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven.
  -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• The history of the race, and each individual's experience, are thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910) -- Advice to Youth (published 1923)...
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)