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God, I'm wasted here. It's no life for a man of noble blood being servant to a master with the intellectual capacity of a jug walrus and the social graces of a potty.
-- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
God invented mothers because he couldn't be every where at once, And God invented guilt because mothers could not be every where at once.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'GO'. Do not collect $200.00
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire
God is alive! He just don't want to get involved in anything.
God is an atheist.
God is a polytheist.
God is as real as I am, the old man said. My faith was restored, for I new that Santa would never lie.
God is a verb. -- Buckminster Fulle
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