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God helps them that help themselves.
-- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- Maxims prefixed to Poor Richard's Almanac, 1757...
God helps those who have 7 percent mortgages. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
God helps those who help themselves. -- Algernon Sidney (1622-1683) -- Discourses on Government, Chap.
ii, Sect. xxiii...
God help the rich - the poor can beg.
God help those who do not help themselves. -- Wilson Mizne
God help us, another Cthulhu convert! AAAIIIEEEAAAHHH!
God Himself has no right to be a tyrant.
-- William Godwin (English minister, reformer, philosopher, -- "Sketches in History" 1784...
God I hate floppies.
God, I hope he isn't a schmuck like the others.
God? I'm no god. God has mercy.

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