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• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot.
  I have to push the pram a lot. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times We're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? GAWAIN
  Blue ... No yelloooooww! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• GALAHAD: No look, really, this isn't nescess ... PIGLET
  We must examine you. GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with ....
• BEDEVERE: Oooooh! LAUNCELOT: No Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh .
  .. at the back of the throat. BEDEVERE: No! Oooooh!...
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
  Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
  ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...