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• A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.
• Chang: "Oh, now be honest, Captain. Warrior to warrior.
  You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be....
• I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee.
  You could end up with a scalded crotch. -- Tommy Sledge...
• Time for a nice pot of tea.
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Time for a quick adventure, then back for tea.
• Sarah:[ Oh, I must be mad. I'm sick of being cold and wet and hypnotized left, right, and center.
  I'm sick of being shot at, savaged by bug-eyed monsters, never knowing if I'm coming or going, or even being!...
• I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by.
  Legend" means, basically, "bullshit." -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Live...