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• Avoid contact with skin.
• What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
  2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact....
• Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
• Computers are unreliable. Humans are worse. -- GILB'S LAW OF UNRELIABILITY #1
• 1) Face forward. 2) Fold hands in front. 3) Do not make eye contact.
  4) Watch the numbers. 5) Don't talk to anyone you don't know....
• Forget computers; it's hard enough getting humans to pass the Turing test. -- David Bedno
• Galactic Hitch Hiker.
• Have another Galactic Gargleblaster?
• An intelligence test often shows how smart one would have been not to take it.