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• consult guide about Galactic Security Agency Suddenly
  agents of the Galactic Security Agency pop in using Sub-Etha belts, rough you up a bit, tell you there's no such thing as the Galactic Security Agency and never to consult The Hitchhiker's Guide about the Galactic Security Agency agai...
• consult guide about Heart of Gold The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  There is absolutely no such spaceship as the Heart of Gold and anything you've ever read in this spot to the contrary was just a prank....
• And this is his sofa, is it? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Dark, no light. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I'm confused. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Time is bunk. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Why not go mad? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• consult guide about Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  The best drink in existence; somewhat like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick....
• People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.
  As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition....