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• The most striking thing about the rich is the gracious democracy of their manners--and the crude vulgarity of their way of life.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• A bad sector disk error occurs only after you've done several hours of work without performing a backup.
  -- Dr. Caligari's Come-Back...
• It is a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
  -- William Maugham...
• It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anything on earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.
• There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
• There's no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.
• From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. -- Dr. Seu