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• Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Prese
  ) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up....
• If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number.
  .. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
• Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello, this is the executioner.
  Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD!...
• A friend was at a mutual friend's sister's house, and when she went out for beer, he changed her answering machine message.
  In a loud, deep, gravelly, horror-film voice he recorded...
• My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
  -- Answering machine madness - family fu...
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• Automatic gunfire, explosions, rockets, jets; agitated voice
  ) I'm pinned down and can't come to the phone right now, and Bob's handling supporting fire!...
• Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name.
  .. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
• Raiders of the Lost Ark" in background:) You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
  We can't come to the phone right now, because we're cleaning the refrigerator....