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• Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
  -- Dave Barry, $#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
• Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
  -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
• And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail.
  No exceptions. -- David Jones @ Megatest Corporatio...
• And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail.
  No exceptions. -- David Jone...
• Funny...These cookies taste nothing like Girl Scouts...
• Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once. -- Pick up line
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• You should be aware of the conditional case if you was to use it.