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Forger: a person who gives a check a bad name.
Forgers do it hot.
Forget about the problem of ingrowing toenails. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Forget about the question of just who wears the trousers in your household.
-- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!
Forget computers; it's hard enough getting humans to pass the Turing test. -- David Bedno
Forget Demigorgon I want that gold... -- Famous Last Word
Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you.
FORGETFULNESS, n. A gift of God bestowed upon doctors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Forgetful youth! but know, the Power above With ease can save each object of his love
Wide as his will extends his boundless grace....

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