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• Tom Hayden is the kind of politician who gives opportunism a bad name." -- Gore Vidal
• Tom Hayden is the kind of politician who gives opportunism a bad name. -- Gore Vidal
• An older lady is mugged and having no cash on hand she asks her attacker if he will take a check.
  The mugger agrees, so she calmly asks who she should make the check out to....
• Green's Theorem prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
  A refinement of the theorem states that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story)....
• It is the artist, not the critic,* who gives society something of lasting value.
  *a person who evaluates works of art, such as novels, films, music, paintings, etc....
• Green's Theorem: [TMRC] prov. For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
  A refinement of the theorem states that there will be *exactly* one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story)....
• Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. Oscar Wilde
• Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. WILDE