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For large values of one, one approaches two, for small values of two.
-- Murphy's Mathematical Axiom...
For life, with all it yields of joy and woe, And hope and fear (believe the aged friend), Is just our chance o' the prize of learning love,-- How love might be, hath been indeed, and is.
-- Robert B...
For, lo! the winter is past, the rain is over and gone
he flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land....
For love deceives the best of womankind.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xv, Line 463...
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip
Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.
-- Lazarus Long...
Formal wedding; White shotguns...present arms!
For many a day, and many a dreadful night, Incessant lab'ring round the stormy cape.
-- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Seasons, Summer, Line 1003...

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