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For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iii, 19
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
For each time you say the phrases "touch base," "networking," or "bottom line," you will spend one month in hell.
For ease and speed in doing a thing do not give the work lasting solidity or exactness of beauty.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Pericle...
FOREFINGER, n. The finger commonly used in pointing out two malefactors.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
foreground: [UNIX] vt. To bring a task to the top of one's {stack} for immediate processing, and hackers often use it in this sense for non-computer tasks.
If your presentation is due nex...
Forehead on keyboard to format drive C: and wreck keyboard.
Foreign Aid - taxing poor people in rich countries for the benefit of rich people in poor countries.
-- Bernard Rosenberg...
Forenoon, n. The latter part of the night. Vulgar.
Forensic Scientists always know who's been there!

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