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• I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew five thousand dollars at a reincarnation seminar.
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• Hi. Just called to touch base with you guys. -- Dave Parker, Sage Inc.
• You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
• Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
  Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....
• BALLI, BALLI, BALLI ! Whatever you say! -- Useful phrases to know when traveling in moslem area
• Ok, how long will it take? For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month.
  For each manager who says data flow analysis add another month....
• Sometimes you just have to say "What the hell".
• Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
  -- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...