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FORD: Found On Roadside Dump
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto'
For dieters, a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
For discussion only. Not to be relied upon.
For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
For drames always go by conthraries, my dear. -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- Rory O'More
For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.
FORD: The Heartbreak of today's Chevrolet!
Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys out here who wish to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked up.
-- Arthur De...
Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue.
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