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Ford and Arthur on Vogon poetry: "I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective.
And er ... interesting rhythmic devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the ......
FORD ...and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic....
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foo
For dear to gods and men is sacred song. Self-taught I sing
by Heaven, and Heaven alone, The genuine seeds of poesy are sown....
...for DEATH awaits you all, with nasty sharp pointy teeth!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159!
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*cking Old, Retarded Drive
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaste
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerou

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