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• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I could have more fun in a cat litter. - Ford. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Has the world always been like this, or have I been too wrapped up in myself to notice?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• All planet leave is cancelled. I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anyone else should have a good time.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Who was that?" "Who--the man with the five heads ant the elderberry bush full of kippers?
  "Yes." "I don't know. Just someone." "Ah....
• But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• For my purpose holds; To sail beyond the sunset, and the light Of all the western stars, until I die.
  Tennyson -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...