Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Father's Day is like Mother's Day, except the gift is cheaper. -- Gerald F. Lieberma
Father was coming up the stairs with five gallons of elderberry wine, and he slipped and fell clear down into the basement.
Fortunately, he didn't spill a drop--he kept his mouth closed. -- Charley...
FATHER: We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock.
Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death. ...
FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
.. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Fu
Fat person: Nutritional Overachieve
FAT Research has now shown that Fat is actually an alien life-form that travels the galaxy, looking for other beings to attach itself to.
Fat beings first arrived on Earth in the late 1960s, a...
Fats Domino: the round of music

< previous

1950