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  D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. -- "Fats" Domino...
• Fats Loves Madely
• Fats Loves Madelyn.
• While bright-eyed Science watches round.
  -- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- Ode for Music, Chorus, Line 3...
• Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing.
• Never play pool with anyone named "Fats".
• For now the poet cannot die, Nor leave his music as of old, But round him ere he scarce be cold Begins the scandal and the cry.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- To ------, after reading a Life and Lette...