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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby
FATHER: Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
FIRST GUARD: Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him....
Father, Mother, and Me, Sister and Auntie say All the people like us are We, And every one else is They.
-- Rudyard Kipling, "We and They...
Father of all! in every age, In every clime adored, By saint, by savage, and by sage, Jehovah, Jove, or Lord.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Universal Prayer, Stanza 1...
FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Fathers alone a father's heart can know What secret tides of still enjoyment flow When brothers love, but if their hate succeeds, They wage the war, but 'tis the father bleeds.
-- Edward Young...
Fathers and teachers, I ponder: what is Hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being no longer able to love.
FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO!
Fathers are NOT visitors -- visitation is for prisoners.
Father says I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you.
-- Lal to Guinan, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...

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