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• Inside every fat person is a thin person. The fat one ate him.
• Livingston's Laws of Fat: 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
  2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall....
• 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn. 2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
  -- Livingston's Laws of Fat Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know each other or not....
• All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person. -- Schmidt's Observatio
• Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
• The following appeared in a newsletter about health published in the country of Sauria.
  "According to Sauria's leading nutritional experts, a diet high in complex carbohydrates, and low in fat is optimal for good health and longevity....
• The nutritional content of most promises is nearly zero.
• The average nutritional value of promises is roughly zero.
• Inside this fat body there's a skinny person screaming to get out. I ate her.