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Everything you've learned in school as obvious becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe.
For example, there are no solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of...
Every thought is a feat of association. -- Robert Fro
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
-- Will Roge...
Every time history repeats itself the prices go up. -- Peter's Observation on History
Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother--she looks like my father. -- Tony Randall
Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
Every time I go to the board with these notes I write down something completely different.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. -- Oscar Leva
Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!

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