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Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
Every time you hear a half decent rap song, some black guy starts talking over top of it.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Every time you start something, you end something else.
Just be sure that what you are doing is an improvement....
Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.
-- The Restau...
Every true man's apparel fits your thief. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure -- Act iv, Sc.
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Every tub must stand upon its bottom. -- Charles Macklin (1690-1797) -- The Man of the World, Act i, Sc.
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Every way makes my gain. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act v, Sc. 1
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers.
My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them....
Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT... -- Zippy the Pinhead

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