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• Just when I figure out the meaning of life, there's a new upgrade.
• Homer: What's the meaning of life? God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
  You'll find out when you die. Homer: I can't wait that long!...
• Reasoned decision is important, and there comes a time in every wizard's life when he must decide what goal he should pursue to give true meaning to his life.
  Should it be money, or travel, or fame? And what of leisure and the love of women?...
• Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
• I give up, what is the meaning of life?
• Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?
  ' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates, hemlock is poison....
• Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?
  ' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison....
• Well, for one thing, I find that I no longer win every golf game I play.
  -- George Bush, on life after the presidency....