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Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgement.
-- Duc de la Rochefoucauld...
Everyone else is getting laid while I'm getting screwed. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
Every one excels in something in which another fails. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 17
Every one fault seeming monstrous till his fellow-fault came to match it.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
Everyone feels so proud when the get a new lawn started, and then feels bad when they can't get the darned thing to stop.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. -- David Letterma
Everyone has a scheme that will not work. -- Howe's Law
Everyone has heard of Canterbury if only because they murder archbishops there. -- Michael Powell
Everyone has their own talents, and if a cow gives milk, it need not fell sorry or guilty that it does not play the violin.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

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