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• A man only has to murder a series of wives in a new way to become known to millions of people who have never heard of Homer.
  -- Robert Lynd...
• I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
• Indifference is the only sure defence. -- Jody Powell
• I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts--because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.
  -- Valentine Michael Smith in _Stranger in a Strange Land_ by Robert A Heinlei...
• Quote #563 Her low-cut, revealing gown was black - black like her hea
  although not really because everyone knows that a heart is just an internal organ whose natural pigment is pink just like the lungs, except, of course, for the lungs of a long-time smoker which may be as black as her low-cut, revealing gown....
• Magicians must exercise caution in all things. Each of you has heard the story of the mage who perfected the gold producing spell, only to be crushed by his newfound wealth.
  Less well known is the story of the sorcerer who turned everyone he didn't like into a toad, until the day he exercised the spell on an entire unfriendly village and was found the next morning hopped to death....
• Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.
  -- Alice Walke...
• Only when you are alone does the house make those strange noises, which is why no one else has ever heard them.
• Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs. -- Alfred Hitchcock