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Everyone ought to have a maid.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. -- The Peter Principle, Dr. Lawrence J. Pete
Everyone's head is a cheap movie show. -- Jeff G. Bone
Everyone should be a non-conformist. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
Everyone should have manners, and anyone who doesn't should be kicked out of where ever they are and whipped until they bleed.
Everyone's so nice to me. What have I done to deserve it?
Everyone stays busy keeping other people busy.
Everyone stopping by with unsought-for advice will see your mistake.
-- Finagle's Third Law, Corollary 2...
Everyone talks about apathy, but no one does anything about it.
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