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Eat more possum. -- West Virginian bumper sticke
Eat my SHORTS! -- Bart Simpso
Eat not thy heart; which forbids to afflict our souls, and waste them with vexatious cares.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of the Training of Childre...
Eat not to dullness. Drink not to elevation. -- Benjamin Frankli
Eat prune yogurt for that "get up and go" feeling.
Eat shit! 1.9 trillion flies (estimation) can't be ALL wrong. -- Toilet graffiti
Eat that pork, eat that ham, laugh till you choke on Billy Graham Moses, Aaron and Abraham, they're all a waste of time!
-- The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing, Frank Zappa...
Eat to live, and not on thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
Eat to live, live not to eat. -- Ben Frankli
Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others. -- Ben Frankli
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