Eat To Live, And Not On Thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac

Eat To Live, And Not On Thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac

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Eat to live, and not on thy Diner's Club Card.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac

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